Yangshuo - a pretty (but touristic) pearl in China
4 november 2012 - Yangshuo, China
Getting there was again a wearing story. This is what we wrote on the way:
It's been a long night (day). Our cost saving-mode might have been a little too much this time. For a change, we had the option to book sleepers, but we didn't. 330 for a hard sleeper instead of the 182 for a seat might have been worth it this time. 25 hours...3 more to go. We don't want to judge other cultural habits too much, but so far it's been a disgusting and horrible ride. Spitting on the floor, munching, smacking, slurping, burping!! smoking all throughout the night in a non-smoking car) and really argueing with us about it... When we finally fell asleep we were brutally woken again at 8:00 by the literally screaming sales lady selling towels (a second whitening toothpaste and a third shoe polish).. 120 decibel in our ears. In one word: hilarious, you can't get more local than this. It's what we wanted, but it's also going to be the last time.:) and somehow we actually got some sleep :).
Indeed, the scenery is as magnificent as the drawing on the back of the 20 RMB banknote. While I was drawing it in the train, a group of elderly Chinese were bent over my shoulder, trying to see what I was doing. We got into a hand-feet conversation and we showed some pictures from home. They didn't believe that we were really 9 years older than they estimated :) and we had some good laughs. Our spirits were lifted, and positively we made our way in Guilin towards the bus; of course to be (almost really badly ) ripped of by an unofficial bus-lady. Since the bus driver took the money from her, he must have been in the deal as well, only to tell us after departure with a smile that it is really only 18 RMB fixed price. AAARGH!!! How nasty can people be!!! Thats China...:)
The hostel was nice and quiet, luckily not right in town (which was one of the reasons why we have chosen this one). Yangshuo is somewhat of a party city, full of vibrant life, bars, souvenirs and Western people! We ran into a lot of people we met before, real fun. One night we experienced the fun at Monkey Jane's, really crazy. Looking for drinking warm snake blood? this is the place to be.... Most of the time we preferred just hanging out on our hostel's rooftop (enjoying the scenery) or eating a 1 euro claypot-speciality for dinner. We cycled through the fields, watched the Chinese separating the rice from the plants and picking the mandarins and pomelos. We ate more passionfruits than we had before in our whole life :), simply marvellous! and took a Scooter to get even further out :)
With Jen & Blain we went to the mud caves. A fun thing, although the pricing is created with a ridiculous system. A short explanation, as it says a lot about any other stuff you do in China as well!!!
- the tour operators in town will charge you anything between 80 and 180 RMB, depending on who you are talking to. Hostels are most reliable apparently.
- the 'official looking' stand/ticket office and lady before entering the terrain will charge you 320 RMB without the blinking of an eye.
- the real ticket office lady will charge you 200 RMB; although when you ask for a price list, there is none.
- the 20 (old) ladies surrouding you directly before the ticket office will bargain agressively, but go as low as 50 RMB per person (local price).
So Jen inquired at the ticket office what the real price is, and why there are no price listings. The lady didn't change her face a minute (not even when the old lady next to us negotiated with us even harder and went down to ' 50 RMB - but it is our secret!!' ... ). The official lady's answer was simple: ' Why don't you buy it from the old lady then?'. Bargain hard and you win a bit, but we will never know what the real deal would have been in this corrupt system.
Inside is really nice, many stalactites and of course, all colourfully lit up by colourful electric lights. Parts of the rocks were carved away to make space for the lighting, and in some areas you can see the concrete that they used to paste some more stalactites on the ceiling. But if you ignore that and the fact that the 'guide' will rush you through the caves (she made me sign an "I've done an excellent job"-note by the way!!); it's a pretty scene. And knowing in Europe this whole theatre with touching the stones, building artificial slides and stairs, making pools in the cave, etc. would never be allowed, we enjoyed our time as long as possible!
We so gave in to doing to tourist attraction of the bamboo rafting. At least it was a real bamboo raft, not a plastic nutshell as you can find further upstream. You cannot bike around Yangshuo without the continous sound of ' HELLOOOOOO!!! Bamboo bamboo!!! OK Ok OK, good price!!!??' being yelled at your face. We finally got a good deal and went on the raft. Of course, not without the many floating cafes trying to sell you beer at a price which is about 10 times the normal price. We also didn't buy the photos that were made of us 'Look here, lady lady, look here, no here!!!' which obviously annoyed our bamboo raft 'driver' and he put up some more speed to get us home before the promised hour was over. But think all of that away ... we really enjoyed the scenery from the water! Best part was the last where our rafting guide miscalculated our weight at one of the little waterfalls, and... fell into the river himself!!! (we just were able to cling on, only our butts got wet :) ). Shivering, without his umbrella, shoe and wallet he paddled like hell to get rid of us and away from the laughter of the other rafters :-) crazy!